There are so many things that can drive you mad while you're in the middle of your work.
For Example, Very bad weather with a broken AC, lights going off, a demanding boss who wants to meet you every ten minutes so you won't be able to continue half a task in your whole day.
But the worst thing of all, is a buzzing... sticky... dirty..... FLY!!!
That Fly had been staying in our office since yesterday. Nermine tried to do many things since then but it all failed, since the fly went mad and started to hit the neon light bulbs in a hysterical manner. Actually it's very stupid because we're not locking it inside. The door is open and the funniest of all we already have a broken glass window that can let a Wolf dog out not a tiny fly..!!
Today we were all complaining from that same fly, (Me, Nermine, and Hadeel), who supposedly took our office as her all-time shelter or a summer house maybe!!
We discovered that we stayed about 5 hours saying "Heeeeeeeeesh hesh hesh hesh" and calling it bad names and cursing the day it decided to enter our office.
Then Nermine decided we should turn the lights of our room off and switch off all the monitors and go outside. Actually we stayed out for about 15 minutes thinking that it's a "chicken" Fly that'll "fly" once it's in the darkness ... at least out of fear!!
When we came back thinking it had all gone... We started hearing the buzz again... and that was when I made up my mind ... either me or this mean fly in the office today!!
I grabbed a kids color book and started haunting the fly until (out of it's bad luck) it stood still on my desk... then "Tssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh" it's dead!!!
Oh God It's dead!!
See how something innocent like a kids color book can kill something mean like that fly..!!!
Now we can work in peace... pheeeww...!
We stayed for one hour like that and then all of a sudden we heard the same sound ... and a small fly then appeared... "That's for my mama bloody humans!!!"... I think that's what it would have said if it spoke...!!!
The daughter's "FLY" vengeance will be cruel and harsh ... it's buzzing now and showing us it's tongue ... But we'll prove that we're much harsher... we're fly killers you stupid fly ... and I swear if you insist to take revenge we'll kill your whole family!!!
Say Goodbye to the world fly ... coz you're about to die ... Niahahahahahahahahahahaha:)
6 comments:
hahahahaha
i bet the fly was screaming loud at you "catch me if you can"! :)
no won't be able to catch it, coz it's "gone with the wind":)
When you look at it from a different point of view, think how horrible what you are doing is.
That fly doesn't want to bother anyone. It's just living its life the only way it knows how to.
Think of how many people are annoyed by you for example (and I'm not saying you're annoying, but we all annoy other people some time or another)
Now imagine if they resorted to squash you when you are annoying! Your mum would have surely killed you years and years ago! I'm sure the sound of you crying was more noisy than the buzzing of the poor fly!
True, humans have sadly evolved as the leading force on Earth, but that should give us a duty towards those less fortunate than us, such as the fly.
:)
Mohammad ... Stop saying this or I'll sure let the fly take your office and your desk to be more specific ... it's lifetime shelter:)))!!!
And I hope the fly takes over YOUR office with her little children.
It's the least payback for your murderous crime against her helpless mother!
The flies are attacking nowadays... May God Protect us:)))
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